Hand-poured · Adults 18+ · Discreet shipping
Novelty candles that steal the party
Cheeky penis-shaped wax candles, hand-poured in three shapes and eight colors. The wick sits right at the tip, the finish is glossy, and the laugh is guaranteed. Birthdays, bridal showers, bachelorette parties, prank gifts and holiday gag gifts.
Three shapes. All colors.
Every candle is hand-poured from a clean-burning paraffin-soy blend with a lead-free cotton wick. Pick your shape, then pick your color.
A candle for every occasion
People buy these as novelty gifts for everything. Here is where they show up most.
Birthdays
The gift that gets the biggest laugh of the night.
Bridal showers
Table centerpieces and favors the bride will never forget.
Bachelorette parties
Mix neon colors for a set that photographs beautifully.
Prank & gag gifts
White elephant, Secret Santa, office gift exchanges.
Holiday gag gifts
Stocking stuffers with a very adult sense of humor.
Divorce & breakup parties
Light it up and move on. Cathartic and hilarious.
Two women, one wick
We pour every candle ourselves
Wick & Wicked started with one joke gift at a bridal shower that got passed around the whole room. Now we hand-pour every single candle in small batches, inspect each one, and pack it in a matte black gift box. Funny should still feel premium.
Read our storyWhat buyers say
“Bought a set of six for my sister's bachelorette in neon green. Every single girl asked where I got them. Best party gift I have ever given.”
“Ordered The Grande in gold glitter as a joke for a white elephant. It won. People were fighting over it. Quality is honestly way nicer than I expected.”
“Shipped fast, packaged discreetly, and the wax burns clean with no smoke. Already reordered the wine red for my mom's 50th.”
Ready to be the best gift at the party?
Pick a shape, pick a color, and we will pour it, box it and ship it discreetly to your door.
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